you think you're a man

I don't know what universe the ToyBoy thinks we live in that he can a) message me for my birthday and then b) assume that I've changed numbers because I ignored it and go on to message me on fb.

Oh I'm sorry. I wasn't aware that we were friends.

ToyBoy infiltrating my friends? And then wishing me a happy birthday??

Jesus freaking christ.

Unfortunately he didn't seem to be the only ex-bf that seems to think that we're all hunky dorey and BFFs forever.

I had one email me at work (!). I managed to be good and not ask him how his wife was. I couldn't be bothered with him telling me he wasn't married when I've seen the damn photos of him on his wedding day.

I ignore their birthdays! I think it's only fair that they ignore mine and stay in the hole they crawled into in the first place!

Oh and I'm apparently the co-worker you confide in when you realise that you have a drug addiction. Unfortunately for me I am actually the co-worker you confide in because I happen to know someone that used to work in a drop-in centre so I gave him a number and other counselling services details.

People these days. You get naked with them and suddenly they think you care*




DIVINE - You Think You're A Man**

* OK to be fair, I do like the co-worker. I'm just up to my eyeballs in saving the universe what with the Friend With Benefit's fragile mental state after the accident and the BFFs breakup with the Fruit Vedor aka The Groper.

** This was my favourite song when i was like 7. You think this would have been a major sign to my parents that I was going to end up a Fag Hag.